Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?

That’s the mood I’m in today. You know how humans are said to have 60,000 thoughts a day? Or something like that. I feel like I’m probably closer to about a million. So much random shit goes through my head ALL DAY that it’s really no surprise that I’m so mentally fucked up. Here’s just Read More

Cat Videos are to you what Ellen DeGeneres is to me

Right now, I feel like I’ve been just swimming in anxiety all day. I stayed home from work and moved from my bed to my couch. When I couldn’t hold it anymore, I got up to pee. And watched Making a Murderer again because I’ve seen everything else worth watching on Netflix. Then I had Read More