“New York is 3 hours ahead of California, but that doesn’t make California slow. Someone graduated at the age of 22, but waited 5 years before securing a good job. Someone became a CEO at 25 and died at 50, while another became a CEO at 50 and lived to 90. Obama retired at 55, Read More
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Life Update: Moving (again) and Bucket Listing
It’s been a little bit since I’ve written anything, so I’m gonna try to mash all this shit into one with a lot less detail. Kind of. I’m in the mood to write, but I also don’t have the time right now so it’ll just sound like word vomit. First things first, I swam with Read More
Cat Videos are to you what Ellen DeGeneres is to me
Right now, I feel like I’ve been just swimming in anxiety all day. I stayed home from work and moved from my bed to my couch. When I couldn’t hold it anymore, I got up to pee. And watched Making a Murderer again because I’ve seen everything else worth watching on Netflix. Then I had Read More