This blog wasn’t supposed to be all about depression, but when I look back, I realize that at least half, if not more, of my posts are somehow related to it. When I said it didn’t define me as a person but played a role in my daily life, I guess that’s exactly what I Read More
Update: GoFundMe Pride
No amount of words can express the amount of love and support creating a GoFund has brought me. In just a few days, I’ve made more than half my goal in donations. While that alone is incredible, what means even more is the domino effect that it had. I knew I was loved by a Read More
GoFundMe Pride
After years of debate, I finally made a GoFundMe page today. I know that’s not exactly something trophy worthy. In fact, I’m pretty sure I have no self pride left. I hate even borrowing money – let alone asking for it. I hate when my parents try to pay me back for the $4 burger Read More
Every Question You Ever Wanted to Ask: Answered
This is what happens when you’re an overachiever and have absolutely ZERO to do. (Props to Funny Questions to Ask for what I stole.) What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Baseball. Maybe that way, it wouldn’t be the most boring sport in the world. If your five-year-old self suddenly found Read More
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
That’s the mood I’m in today. You know how humans are said to have 60,000 thoughts a day? Or something like that. I feel like I’m probably closer to about a million. So much random shit goes through my head ALL DAY that it’s really no surprise that I’m so mentally fucked up. Here’s just Read More
Not so Super Bowl Sunday
Every year this weekend rolls around, I slowly lose my ability to function. To many, Super Bowl Sunday is one of the most celebrated days of the year. To me, it’s just the day I lost my best friend. I don’t mean to sound morbid, but there’s really no other way to describe it. I’ve mentioned Read More
The Abandoned Dog, Two Fish, and a Cat Idea
I’m aware the post title sounds like a Dr. Seuss book, but it’ll all come together. Promise. I’m at that age where every family gathering starts with “Are you thinking about marriage? Kids?”, and every other Facebook post is an engagement shoot or babies arranged adorably in a basket to create the illusion that they’re Read More
Cat Videos are to you what Ellen DeGeneres is to me
Right now, I feel like I’ve been just swimming in anxiety all day. I stayed home from work and moved from my bed to my couch. When I couldn’t hold it anymore, I got up to pee. And watched Making a Murderer again because I’ve seen everything else worth watching on Netflix. Then I had Read More
All this politically incorrect bullshit..
When I came up with the idea for this blog, I was super pumped to start it up. I LOVE writing, and I missed it. I’ve also gotten an oddly large amount of commentary about how hilarious my Facebook posts are.. so I was like okay I got this. Designing the page and being able Read More
Florida: The Long Version
Tomorrow morning, I get to board a plane and 2 hours later, land in the most heavenly of all heavens: Floridaaaaa! Although my amiga and I have just a few short days to soak up the beauty, it’s a few less that I have to spend in Chicago So I guess now would probably Read More