It’s been a little bit since I’ve written anything, so I’m gonna try to mash all this shit into one with a lot less detail. Kind of. I’m in the mood to write, but I also don’t have the time right now so it’ll just sound like word vomit. First things first, I swam with Read More
Traffic, Baby Bro, and Becoming Homeless
I realized I have so many thoughts driving and Siri sucks at translating.. So by the time I sit down to write this, most of the good stuff is gone. Which I guess is better or I’d be writing every hour. Anyways. Traffic. It’s a thing everywhere, but in Chicago, it’s a thing all day. Read More
The Oxymoron that is High Functioning Depression
So this kinda started with me taking off work today. I get sick days, and my inability to get up, crying through trying to repeatedly do my makeup, and then realizing I can’t get out of bed today.. is an illness. It wasn’t until a co-worker made a comment that made everything I had been Read More
Mood.
When you didn’t worry about your parents getting older.. just hated them for making you put away your shit When you were too young to know what depression was and how fucking hard it was about to come at you When days on the beach wasn’t something you needed to save up vacation days for Read More
Going Green, Eyebrows, and How to Get Away with Murder
Bitch on train: Omg I haven’t seen a water bottle in so long! Me: *confusingly points to the guy next to me.. drinking water* isn’t that a water bottle? Bitch: Oh no, that’s a Yeti.. they’re better because you’re not using all that plastic. Me: Is the clear shit holding your Starbucks drink not plastic? Read More
Needled 24/7
I really don’t expect anyone to get that Children of Bodom reference because most of the people I know have horrific taste in music, buttttt it was a perfect segue into acupuncture. After that whole GoFund thing, my parents offered to send me back to acupuncture. My mom found this dude ages ago when she Read More
Blue Bloods & The Pre-Netflix Era
About a month ago, my sister introduced me to Blue Bloods. Seasons 1-7 were on Netflix, and season 8 is currently airing. Naturally, I immediately finished all 8 seasons. After season 7 ended, I started to get heart palpitations because season 8 wasn’t on Netflix, and OnDemand had like 3 random episodes. Luckily, Amazon Prime Read More
“I go to Ameeeeeerica!”
I recently took part in a conversation about frugal Polaks and realized that I haven’t yet covered how my entire family of 74 adults and 2 children (I used to be special before everyone started going at it and now I have a thousand cousins) got to ‘Merica. Before I go any further – yes, Read More
Violated.. And about to be a mother
Switching gears from all that depression talk.. let’s talk about vaginas. Cause those are the best. You get to bleed uncontrollably every month AND shove a watermelon out of an inch wide opening because “it’s the miracle of life”. Psh. And people say men have it easy. They’re just jealous cause they don’t get to Read More
Now I’m a Warrior
As a follow-up to my last post, I did end up going to Demi on Friday night – and I couldn’t be more glad that I did. I was hoping for a little bit of inspiration, and I knew my girl would come through. The show was BEYOND incredible. Her voice never fails and her Read More