It’s been a little bit since I’ve written anything, so I’m gonna try to mash all this shit into one with a lot less detail. Kind of. I’m in the mood to write, but I also don’t have the time right now so it’ll just sound like word vomit.
First things first, I swam with MOTHER FUCKING DOLPHINS. Which is Bucket List item numero uno so I did cry a little bit. I was in Punta Cana for a week last month (long story short: it was just incredible), and it was WAY cheaper to do it there than over in Florida. They’re such gorgeous animals.. soft and slimy to the touch and huge when they’re up in your face, but somehow not horrifying. I got to dance, swim, steal multiple kisses, and, just like you’ve seen in all the movies and pictures, I had two dolphins hoist me up into the air with their noses before dropping me ever so gently into salt water that absolutely did not burn my eyes and whacking me in the back. But dolphin bruises are acceptable. And my mama came to watch because she knew I’d been dreaming about it since the creation of mankind 🙂
Next, I have to fucking move again. Still in Chicago (joy). I’ve been losing it because we move August 1 and my packing right now looks like this: me on the couch watching my 7th episode of Orange is the New Black, giving my closet a side glance and sighing. It’s looked like that for a few weeks now, and I feel like not much will change for a bit because I’ve been sooooo fucking exhausted that the idea of getting up and going to the bathroom is actually something I’m holding onto until my bladder starts sending flashing “Exit” signs to my head.
That’s kinda it. I do need to do a clean out of my place because I have so much random stuff that I don’t wanna just toss, but also don’t need to bring with me. So I’ll get around to making a post about what I need to sell/donate.. if ya’ll could help a sista out 😉