This is what happens when you’re an overachiever and have absolutely ZERO to do. (Props to Funny Questions to Ask for what I stole.) What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Baseball. Maybe that way, it wouldn’t be the most boring sport in the world. If your five-year-old self suddenly found Read More
Month: February 2018
Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?
That’s the mood I’m in today. You know how humans are said to have 60,000 thoughts a day? Or something like that. I feel like I’m probably closer to about a million. So much random shit goes through my head ALL DAY that it’s really no surprise that I’m so mentally fucked up. Here’s just Read More
Not so Super Bowl Sunday
Every year this weekend rolls around, I slowly lose my ability to function. To many, Super Bowl Sunday is one of the most celebrated days of the year. To me, it’s just the day I lost my best friend. I don’t mean to sound morbid, but there’s really no other way to describe it. I’ve mentioned Read More