I’m aware the post title sounds like a Dr. Seuss book, but it’ll all come together. Promise. I’m at that age where every family gathering starts with “Are you thinking about marriage? Kids?”, and every other Facebook post is an engagement shoot or babies arranged adorably in a basket to create the illusion that they’re Read More
Month: January 2018
Cat Videos are to you what Ellen DeGeneres is to me
Right now, I feel like I’ve been just swimming in anxiety all day. I stayed home from work and moved from my bed to my couch. When I couldn’t hold it anymore, I got up to pee. And watched Making a Murderer again because I’ve seen everything else worth watching on Netflix. Then I had Read More
All this politically incorrect bullshit..
When I came up with the idea for this blog, I was super pumped to start it up. I LOVE writing, and I missed it. I’ve also gotten an oddly large amount of commentary about how hilarious my Facebook posts are.. so I was like okay I got this. Designing the page and being able Read More
Florida: The Long Version
Tomorrow morning, I get to board a plane and 2 hours later, land in the most heavenly of all heavens: Floridaaaaa! Although my amiga and I have just a few short days to soak up the beauty, it’s a few less that I have to spend in Chicago 🙂 So I guess now would probably Read More
The Living Room.. & some of Johnny Toews
Today started off as the shittiest fucking day of all days. Similar to how last night ended. It’s just been a shit week. So I got done early with work since I started before the rooster crowed and made it to this incredible little place called The Living Room at the Turning Point. I’ll spare Read More
Things People with Depression Want You to Know
I remember, way back, when I started to slowly understand what the fuck was wrong with me. The days of not wanting to leave my room, let alone my bed, were ones I had been familiar with forever, but was too young to know it was anything more than just the hormones of growing up. Read More
This Little Light of Mine
Taking a moment away from my usual bitching self, I wanted to put the spotlight on one of my friends. I won’t use her name.. for her own protection, of course. I’ve known this girl for going on 15 years now, and I’m not sure I’d be here without her. To say she’s been through Read More