I’ve never really been big on New Years – I don’t really think having to buy a new calendar or the fact that all my reports will now say 18 instead of 17 is anything to celebrate. I also hate dressing up because I’m barely a woman. Nor do I really wanna put in the Read More
Month: December 2017
Dashing through the snow – FL style
This story came back to me as I was walking to the train this morning – allow me to explain. When my best friend in Florida, Brian, passed away, his funeral was in central Illinois, where he was from. His friend, Brandon, and his fiancee came up from Florida, never having been to the North Read More
A semi quick Fuck You to my ancestors
Aside from the first years in the motherland and then a few years on the beach, I’ve spent my entire life in and around Chicago. Every year this frozen tundra comes around, 9/10 residents, including myself, mother fuck the earth as if they haven’t gotten hypothermia every year for the last 20 years. So I’d Read More
Hey girl heyy
First things first.. “Hey girl heyy” was my Tinder pickup line. Pathetic, but it worked. Every time. Apparently, everyone “loved my sense of humor”. If that’s all it takes, you need to up your standards, dude. Anyways. I decided to start this blog on a whim. Or because my “Words with Friends” wasn’t loading underground, Read More