Road to Gatlinburg: Part 3

Day 3 (continued): On Tuesday, I made the hike up Laurel Falls Trail. It was only a three mile hike, but I wanted my incredibly out of shape ass to start with something slow. The hike up was pretty, but nothing crazy special. It was calming, yet filled with people carrying babies, grandparents, and definitely Read More

That Day Your Pre-Teen Dreams Come True

So this last Friday, all (at least the majority) of my 13-year-old dreams came true. Put yourself into the shoes of a girl in the year 2002. Then put that girl in the front row of a stage with Lance Bass, Aaron Carter, and Ryan Cabrera on it. (And O-Town and Tyler Hinton, but eh). Read More

Zero to sixty.

[Just sitting here, I feel like I’m going 100 mph.. so much so that I’m not really sure where to start. Can you get writer’s block with feelings? That’s probably what this is.] So that part above.. I wrote last night after therapy. I decided to come home, NOT make a drink, and just write.. Read More

Mood.

When you didn’t worry about your parents getting older.. just hated them for making you put away your shit When you were too young to know what depression was and how fucking hard it was about to come at you When days on the beach wasn’t something you needed to save up vacation days for Read More

Blue Bloods & The Pre-Netflix Era

About a month ago, my sister introduced me to Blue Bloods. Seasons 1-7 were on Netflix, and season 8 is currently airing. Naturally, I immediately finished all 8 seasons. After season 7 ended, I started to get heart palpitations because season 8 wasn’t on Netflix, and OnDemand had like 3 random episodes. Luckily, Amazon Prime Read More

Every Question You Ever Wanted to Ask: Answered

This is what happens when you’re an overachiever and have absolutely ZERO to do. (Props to Funny Questions to Ask for what I stole.) What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to? Baseball. Maybe that way, it wouldn’t be the most boring sport in the world. If your five-year-old self suddenly found Read More

Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?

That’s the mood I’m in today. You know how humans are said to have 60,000 thoughts a day? Or something like that. I feel like I’m probably closer to about a million. So much random shit goes through my head ALL DAY that it’s really no surprise that I’m so mentally fucked up. Here’s just Read More

The Abandoned Dog, Two Fish, and a Cat Idea

I’m aware the post title sounds like a Dr. Seuss book, but it’ll all come together. Promise. I’m at that age where every family gathering starts with “Are you thinking about marriage? Kids?”, and every other Facebook post is an engagement shoot or babies arranged adorably in a basket to create the illusion that they’re Read More

Cat Videos are to you what Ellen DeGeneres is to me

Right now, I feel like I’ve been just swimming in anxiety all day. I stayed home from work and moved from my bed to my couch. When I couldn’t hold it anymore, I got up to pee. And watched Making a Murderer again because I’ve seen everything else worth watching on Netflix. Then I had Read More